Avoid all Sunlight

Ephemera Description
TO KEEP HEALTHY AVOID ALL SUNLIGHT
Modern Sunlight tells us that SUNLIGHT KILLS
Protect yourself at all times.
There are many cheap alternatives to expensive sun block creams. For example Sump Oil is a tried and tested method and can be obtained free from most car breakers. Also cooking lard has been employed since ancient times as a sure prophylactic for a number of personal uses. Chip fat on children is both beneficial and fragrant.
Remember BEING POOR IS NO EXCUSE

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Avoid all Sunlight
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Keywords: Health; Avoid; All; Sunlight