April Fools 2013

LBE Description
Line drawing of Brother Zorko Left spilling pieces of paper on the floor wording April Fools LBE 2013" Top and "Poor Brother Zorko’s mixed up all his jokes! Can you help him piece them together again? over a scroll containing the first half of a joke.

Notes
Slips of paper with the second half of the joke were present in the LBEs.
The Müning Sloshi Festival 2 and 5 Bizot stamps were released in the LBE.

Images and Documents
The answer slips  

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April Fools Yellow 2013
SHL-0126a
1 April 2013
The LBE bears the Interrogation:
Forsooth what is yellow and bent?

Answers
1: Why good sirrah, Tis the City Watch!
2: Tis Brother Honko’s nose
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April Fools Carrots 2013
SHL-0126b
1 April 2013
The LBE bears the Interrogation:
Prithee, what is invisible and smells like carrots?

Answers
1: tis a ghost who can see in the dark
2: Forsooth, tis a rabbit’s fart!
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April Fools Puppy 2013
SHL-0126c
1 April 2013
The LBE bears the Interrogation:
Why is Brother Juggler like a puppy?

Answers
1: For he is always cleaning his balls!
2: For he is not yet house-trained
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April Fools Dwarfs 2013
SHL-0126d
1 April 2013
The LBE bears the Interrogation:
Why are there no dwarfs in Ankh-Morpork United?

Answer
1: the long grass tickles his their balls.

Keywords: April Fool; Brother Zorko; Clown

 

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